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"
What
are
you
talking
about
?
"
Major
Danby
asked
in
confusion
.
"
What
are
you
both
talking
about
?
"
"
Bring
me
apples
,
Danby
,
and
chestnuts
too
.
Run
,
Danby
,
run
.
Bring
me
crab
apples
and
horse
chestnuts
before
it
s
too
late
,
and
get
some
for
yourself
.
"
"
Horse
chestnuts
?
Crab
apples
?
What
in
the
world
for
?
"
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"
To
pop
into
our
cheeks
,
of
course
.
"
Yossarian
threw
his
arms
up
into
the
air
in
a
gesture
of
mighty
and
despairing
self
-
recrimination
.
"
Oh
,
why
didn
t
I
listen
to
him
?
Why
wouldn
t
I
have
some
faith
?
"
"
Have
you
gone
crazy
?
"
Major
Danby
demanded
with
alarm
and
bewilderment
.
"
Yossarian
,
will
you
please
tell
me
what
you
are
talking
about
?
"
"
Danby
,
Orr
planned
it
that
way
.
Don
t
you
understand
he
planned
it
that
way
from
the
beginning
.
He
even
practiced
getting
shot
down
.
He
rehearsed
for
it
on
every
mission
he
flew
.
And
I
wouldn
t
go
with
him
!
Oh
,
why
wouldn
t
I
listen
?
He
invited
me
along
,
and
I
wouldn
t
go
with
him
!
Danby
,
bring
me
buck
teeth
too
,
and
a
valve
to
fix
and
a
look
of
stupid
innocence
that
nobody
would
ever
suspect
of
any
cleverness
.
I
ll
need
them
all
.
Oh
,
why
wouldn
t
I
listen
to
him
.
Now
I
understand
what
he
was
trying
to
tell
me
.
I
even
understand
why
that
girl
was
hitting
him
on
the
head
with
her
shoe
.
"
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"
Why
?
"
inquired
the
chaplain
sharply
.
Yossarian
whirled
and
seized
the
chaplain
by
the
shirt
front
in
an
importuning
grip
.
"
Chaplain
,
help
me
!
Please
help
me
.
Get
my
clothes
.
And
hurry
,
will
you
?
I
need
them
right
away
.
"
The
chaplain
started
away
alertly
.
"
Yes
,
Yossarian
,
I
will
.
But
where
are
they
?
How
will
I
get
them
?
"
"
By
bullying
and
browbeating
anybody
who
tries
to
stop
you
.
Chaplain
,
get
me
my
uniform
!
It
s
around
this
hospital
somewhere
.
For
once
in
your
life
,
succeed
at
something
.
"
The
chaplain
straightened
his
shoulders
with
determination
and
tightened
his
jaw
.
"
Don
t
worry
,
Yossarian
.
I
ll
get
your
uniform
.
But
why
was
that
girl
hitting
Orr
over
the
head
with
her
shoe
?
Please
tell
me
.
"