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Group
Headquarters
was
alarmed
,
for
there
was
no
telling
what
people
might
find
out
once
they
felt
free
to
ask
whatever
questions
they
wanted
to
.
Colonel
Cathcart
sent
Colonel
Korn
to
stop
it
,
and
Colonel
Korn
succeeded
with
a
rule
governing
the
asking
of
questions
.
Colonel
Korn
’
s
rule
was
a
stroke
of
genius
,
Colonel
Korn
explained
in
his
report
to
Colonel
Cathcart
.
Under
Colonel
Korn
’
s
rule
,
the
only
people
permitted
to
ask
questions
were
those
who
never
did
.
Soon
the
only
people
attending
were
those
who
never
asked
questions
,
and
the
sessions
were
discontinued
altogether
,
since
Clevinger
,
the
corporal
and
Colonel
Korn
agreed
that
it
was
neither
possible
nor
necessary
to
educate
people
who
never
questioned
anything
.
Colonel
Cathcart
and
Lieutenant
Colonel
Korn
lived
and
worked
in
the
Group
Headquarters
building
,
as
did
all
the
members
of
the
headquarters
staff
,
with
the
exception
of
the
chaplain
.
The
Group
Headquarters
building
was
an
enormous
,
windy
,
antiquated
structure
built
of
powdery
red
stone
and
banging
plumbing
.
Behind
the
building
was
the
modern
skeet
-
shooting
range
that
had
been
constructed
by
Colonel
Cathcart
for
the
exclusive
recreation
of
the
officers
at
Group
and
at
which
every
officer
and
enlisted
man
on
combat
status
now
,
thanks
to
General
Dreedle
,
had
to
spend
a
minimum
of
eight
hours
a
month
.
Yossarian
shot
skeet
,
but
never
hit
any
.
Appleby
shot
skeet
and
never
missed
.
Yossarian
was
as
bad
at
shooting
skeet
as
he
was
at
gambling
.
He
could
never
win
money
gambling
either
.
Even
when
he
cheated
he
couldn
’
t
win
,
because
the
people
he
cheated
against
were
always
better
at
cheating
too
.
These
were
two
disappointments
to
which
he
had
resigned
himself
:
he
would
never
be
a
skeet
shooter
,
and
he
would
never
make
money
.
"
It
takes
brains
not
to
make
money
,
"
Colonel
Cargill
wrote
in
one
of
the
homiletic
memoranda
he
regularly
prepared
for
circulation
over
General
Peckem
’
s
signature
.
"
Any
fool
can
make
money
these
days
and
most
of
them
do
.
But
what
about
people
with
talent
and
brains
?
Name
,
for
example
,
one
poet
who
makes
money
.
"
"
T
.
S
.
Eliot
,
"
ex
-
P
.
F
.
C
.
Wintergreen
said
in
his
mail
-
sorting
cubicle
at
Twenty
-
seventh
Air
Force
Headquarters
,
and
slammed
down
the
telephone
without
identifying
himself
.
Colonel
Cargill
,
in
Rome
,
was
perplexed
.
"
Who
was
it
?
"
asked
General
Peckem
.
"
I
don
’
t
know
,
"
Colonel
Cargill
replied
.
"
What
did
he
want
?
"
