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"
"
Will
you
stop
giving
me
advice
?
"
"
Why
don
’
t
you
speak
to
Orr
?
"
Dobbs
advised
.
"
Orr
got
knocked
down
into
the
water
again
last
week
on
that
second
mission
to
Avignon
.
Maybe
he
’
s
unhappy
enough
to
kill
him
.
"
"
Orr
hasn
’
t
got
brains
enough
to
be
unhappy
.
"
Orr
had
been
knocked
down
into
the
water
again
while
Yossarian
was
still
in
the
hospital
and
had
eased
his
crippled
airplane
down
gently
into
the
glassy
blue
swells
off
Marseilles
with
such
flawless
skill
that
not
one
member
of
the
six
-
man
crew
suffered
the
slightest
bruise
.
The
escape
hatches
in
the
front
and
rear
sections
flew
open
while
the
sea
was
still
foaming
white
and
green
around
the
plane
,
and
the
men
scrambled
out
as
speedily
as
they
could
in
their
flaccid
orange
Mae
West
life
jackets
that
failed
to
inflate
and
dangled
limp
and
useless
around
their
necks
and
waists
.
The
life
jackets
failed
to
inflate
because
Milo
had
removed
the
twin
carbon
-
dioxide
cylinders
from
the
inflating
chambers
to
make
the
strawberry
and
crushed
-
pineapple
ice
-
cream
sodas
he
served
in
the
officers
"
mess
hall
and
had
replaced
them
with
mimeographed
notes
that
read
:
"
What
’
s
good
for
M
&
M
Enterprises
is
good
for
the
country
.
"
Orr
popped
out
of
the
sinking
airplane
last
.
"
You
should
have
seen
him
!
"
Sergeant
Knight
roared
with
laughter
as
he
related
the
episode
to
Yossarian
.
"
It
was
the
funniest
goddam
thing
you
ever
saw
.
None
of
the
Mae
Wests
would
work
because
Milo
had
stolen
the
carbon
dioxide
to
make
those
ice
-
cream
sodas
you
bastards
have
been
getting
in
the
officers
"
mess
.
But
that
wasn
’
t
too
bad
,
as
it
turned
out
.
Only
one
of
us
couldn
’
t
swim
,
and
we
lifted
that
guy
up
into
the
raft
after
Orr
had
worked
it
over
by
its
rope
right
up
against
the
fuselage
while
we
were
all
still
standing
on
the
plane
.
That
little
crackpot
sure
has
a
knack
for
things
like
that
.
Then
the
other
raft
came
loose
and
drifted
away
,
so
that
all
six
of
us
wound
up
sitting
in
one
with
our
elbows
and
legs
pressed
so
close
against
each
other
you
almost
couldn
’
t
move
without
knocking
the
guy
next
to
you
out
of
the
raft
into
the
water
.
The
plane
went
down
about
three
seconds
after
we
left
it
and
we
were
out
there
all
alone
,
and
right
after
that
we
began
unscrewing
the
caps
on
our
Mae
Wests
to
see
what
the
hell
had
gone
wrong
and
found
those
goddam
notes
from
Milo
telling
us
that
what
was
good
for
him
was
good
enough
for
the
rest
of
us
.
That
bastard
!
Jesus
,
did
we
curse
him
,
all
except
that
buddy
of
yours
,
Orr
,
who
just
kept
grinning
as
though
for
all
he
cared
what
was
good
for
Milo
might
be
good
enough
for
the
rest
of
us
.
"
I
swear
,
you
should
have
seen
him
sitting
up
there
on
the
rim
of
the
raft
like
the
captain
of
a
ship
while
the
rest
of
us
just
watched
him
and
waited
for
him
to
tell
us
what
to
do
.
He
kept
slapping
his
hands
on
his
legs
every
few
seconds
as
though
he
had
the
shakes
and
saying
,
"
All
right
now
,
all
right
,
"
and
giggling
like
a
crazy
little
freak
,
then
saying
,
"
All
right
now
,
all
right
,
"
again
,
and
giggling
like
a
crazy
little
freak
some
more
.
It
was
like
watching
some
kind
of
a
moron
.
Watching
him
was
all
that
kept
us
from
going
to
pieces
altogether
during
the
first
few
minutes
,
what
with
each
wave
washing
over
us
into
the
raft
or
dumping
a
few
of
us
back
into
the
water
so
that
we
had
to
climb
back
in
again
before
the
next
wave
came
along
and
washed
us
right
back
out
.
It
was
sure
funny
.
We
just
kept
falling
out
and
climbing
back
in
.
We
had
the
guy
who
couldn
’
t
swim
stretched
out
in
the
middle
of
the
raft
on
the
floor
,
but
even
there
he
almost
drowned
,
because
the
water
inside
the
raft
was
deep
enough
to
keep
splashing
in
his
face
.
Oh
,
boy
!
"
Then
Orr
began
opening
up
compartments
in
the
raft
,
and
the
fun
really
began
.
First
he
found
a
box
of
chocolate
bars
and
he
passed
those
around
so
we
sat
there
eating
salty
chocolate
bars
while
the
waves
kept
knocking
us
out
of
the
raft
into
the
water
.
Next
he
found
some
bouillon
cubes
and
aluminum
cups
and
made
us
some
soup
.
Then
he
found
some
tea
.
Sure
,
he
made
it
!
Can
’
t
you
see
him
serving
us
tea
as
we
sat
there
soaking
wet
in
water
up
to
our
ass
?
Now
I
was
falling
out
of
the
raft
because
I
was
laughing
so
much
.
We
were
all
laughing
.
And
he
was
dead
serious
,
except
for
that
goofy
giggle
of
his
and
that
crazy
grin
.
What
a
jerk
!
Whatever
he
found
he
used
.
He
found
some
shark
repellent
and
he
sprinkled
it
right
out
into
the
water
.
He
found
some
marker
dye
and
he
threw
it
into
the
water
.
The
next
thing
he
finds
is
a
fishing
line
and
dried
bait
,
and
his
face
lights
up
as
though
the
Air
-
Sea
Rescue
launch
had
just
sped
up
to
save
us
before
we
died
of
exposure
or
before
the
Germans
sent
a
boat
out
from
Spezia
to
take
us
prisoner
or
machine
-
gun
us
.
In
no
time
at
all
,
Orr
had
that
fishing
line
out
into
the
water
,
trolling
away
as
happy
as
a
lark
.
"
Lieutenant
,
what
do
you
expect
to
catch
?
"
I
asked
him
.
"
Cod
,
"
he
told
me
.
And
he
meant
it
.
And
it
’
s
a
good
thing
he
didn
’
t
catch
any
,
because
he
would
have
eaten
that
codfish
raw
if
he
had
caught
any
,
and
would
have
made
us
eat
it
,
too
,
because
he
had
found
this
little
book
that
said
it
was
all
right
to
eat
codfish
raw
.
