Понятно
Понятно
Для того чтобы воспользоваться закладками, необходимо
Войти или зарегистрироваться
Отмена
Для того чтобы воспользоваться озвучкой предложений, необходимо
Войти или зарегистрироваться
Отмена
Озвучка предложений доступна при наличии PRO-доступа
Купить PRO-доступ
Отмена
"
Will
you
open
the
exit
hatch
please
,
computer
?
"
said
Zaphod
trying
not
to
get
angry
.
"
Not
until
whoever
said
that
owns
up
,
"
urged
the
computer
,
stamping
a
few
synapses
closed
.
"
Oh
God
,
"
muttered
Ford
,
slumped
against
a
bulkhead
and
started
to
count
to
ten
.
He
was
desperately
worried
that
one
day
sentinent
life
forms
would
forget
how
to
do
this
.
Only
by
counting
could
humans
demonstrate
their
independence
of
computers
.
Отключить рекламу
"
Come
on
,
"
said
Eddie
sternly
.
"
Computer
...
"
began
Zaphod
...
"
I
'm
waiting
,
"
interrupted
Eddie
.
"
I
can
wait
all
day
if
necessary
...
"
"
Computer
...
"
said
Zaphod
again
,
who
had
been
trying
to
think
of
some
subtle
piece
of
reasoning
to
put
the
computer
down
with
,
and
had
decided
not
to
bother
competing
with
it
on
its
own
ground
,
"
if
you
do
n't
open
that
exit
hatch
this
moment
I
shall
zap
straight
off
to
your
major
data
banks
and
reprogram
you
with
a
very
large
axe
,
got
that
?
"
Отключить рекламу
Eddie
,
shocked
,
paused
and
considered
this
.
Ford
carried
on
counting
quietly
This
is
about
the
most
aggressive
thing
you
can
do
to
a
computer
,
the
equivalent
of
going
up
to
a
human
being
and
saying
Blood
...
blood
...
blood
...
blood
...