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"
Drink
all
.
"
I
suffered
it
down
.
And
in
less
than
two
hours
…
well
,
we
all
know
how
the
story
ends
.
In
less
than
two
hours
I
was
fine
,
totally
healed
.
An
infection
that
would
have
taken
days
to
treat
with
Western
antibiotics
was
gone
.
I
tried
to
pay
her
for
having
fixed
me
up
,
but
she
only
laughed
.
"
My
sister
doesn
’
t
need
to
pay
.
"
Then
she
turned
on
Felipe
,
fake
stern
:
"
You
be
careful
with
her
now
.
Only
sleep
tonight
,
no
touching
.
"
"
You
’
re
not
embarrassed
to
fix
people
for
problems
like
this
,
from
sex
?
"
I
asked
Wayan
.
"
Liz
-
I
’
m
healer
.
I
fix
all
problems
,
with
women
’
s
vaginas
,
with
men
’
s
bananas
.
Sometimes
for
women
,
I
even
make
fake
penises
.
For
making
sex
alone
.
"
"
Dildos
?
"
I
asked
,
shocked
.
"
Not
everyone
has
Brazilian
boyfriend
,
Liz
,
"
she
admonished
.
Then
she
looked
at
Felipe
and
said
brightly
,
"
If
you
ever
need
help
making
stiff
your
banana
,
I
can
give
you
medicine
.
"
I
was
busily
assuring
Wayan
that
Felipe
needed
not
one
bit
of
help
with
his
banana
,
but
he
interrupted
me
-
always
the
entrepreneur
-
to
ask
Wayan
if
this
banana
-
stiffening
therapy
of
hers
could
perhaps
be
bottled
and
marketed
.
"
We
could
make
a
fortune
,
"
he
said
.
But
she
explained
,
no
,
it
’
s
not
like
that
.
All
her
medicines
must
be
made
fresh
each
day
in
order
to
work
.
And
they
must
be
accompanied
by
her
prayers
.
Anyway
,
internal
medicine
is
not
the
only
way
Wayan
can
firm
up
a
man
’
s
banana
,
she
assured
us
;
she
can
also
do
this
with
massage
.
Then
,
to
our
lurid
fascination
,
she
described
the
different
massages
she
does
for
men
’
s
impotent
bananas
,
how
she
grips
around
the
base
of
the
thing
and
kind
of
shakes
it
around
for
about
an
hour
to
encourage
the
blood
to
flow
,
while
incanting
special
prayers
.
I
asked
,
"
But
Wayan
-
what
happens
when
the
man
comes
back
every
day
and
says
,
’
Still
not
cured
,
Doctor
!
Need
another
banana
massage
!
’
"
She
laughed
at
this
bawdy
idea
,
and
admitted
that
,
yes
,
she
has
to
be
careful
not
to
spend
too
much
time
fixing
men
’
s
bananas
because
it
causes
a
certain
amount
of
…
strong
feeling
…
within
her
,
which
she
isn
’
t
sure
is
good
for
the
healing
energy
.
And
sometimes
,
yes
,
the
men
get
out
of
control
.
(
As
you
would
,
too
,
if
you
’
d
been
impotent
for
years
and
suddenly
this
beautiful
mahogany
-
skinned
woman
with
long
black
silky
hair
gets
the
engine
to
turn
over
again
.
)
She
told
us
about
the
one
man
who
leapt
up
and
started
chasing
her
around
the
room
during
an
impotency
cure
,
saying
:
"
I
need
Wayan
!
I
need
Wayan
!
"
But
that
’
s
not
all
Wayan
can
do
.
Also
,
she
told
us
,
she
is
sometimes
called
upon
to
be
a
teacher
of
sex
for
a
couple
who
are
either
struggling
with
impotence
or
frigidity
,
or
who
are
having
trouble
making
a
baby
.
She
has
to
draw
magic
pictures
on
their
bedsheets
and
explain
to
them
which
sexual
positions
are
appropriate
for
which
time
of
the
month
.
She
said
that
if
a
man
wants
to
make
a
baby
he
should
make
intercourse
with
his
wife
"
really
,
really
hard
"
and
should
shoot
"
water
out
from
his
banana
into
her
vagina
really
,
really
fast
.
