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"
Then
,
Yossarian
,
it
finally
happened
—
the
beginning
of
the
end
.
They
began
to
follow
us
around
from
in
front
.
They
would
try
to
guess
where
we
were
going
to
stop
next
and
would
begin
drilling
before
we
even
got
there
,
so
we
couldn
’
t
even
stop
.
As
soon
as
we
’
d
begin
to
unroll
our
blankets
,
they
would
kick
us
off
.
They
had
confidence
in
us
.
They
wouldn
’
t
even
wait
to
strike
oil
before
they
kicked
us
off
.
We
were
so
tired
we
almost
didn
’
t
care
the
day
our
time
ran
out
.
One
morning
we
found
ourselves
completely
surrounded
by
oilmen
waiting
for
us
to
come
their
way
so
they
could
kick
us
off
.
Everywhere
you
looked
there
was
an
oilman
on
a
ridge
,
waiting
there
like
Indians
getting
ready
to
attack
.
It
was
the
end
.
We
couldn
’
t
stay
where
we
were
because
we
had
just
been
kicked
off
.
And
there
was
no
place
left
for
us
to
go
.
Only
the
Army
saved
me
.
Luckily
,
the
war
broke
out
just
in
the
nick
of
time
,
and
a
draft
board
picked
me
right
up
out
of
the
middle
and
put
me
down
safely
in
Lowery
Field
,
Colorado
.
I
was
the
only
survivor
.
"
Yossarian
knew
he
was
lying
,
but
did
not
interrupt
as
Chief
White
Halfoat
went
on
to
claim
that
he
had
never
heard
from
his
parents
again
.
That
didn
’
t
bother
him
too
much
,
though
,
for
he
had
only
their
word
for
it
that
they
were
his
parents
,
and
since
they
had
lied
to
him
about
so
many
other
things
,
they
could
just
as
well
have
been
lying
to
him
about
that
too
.
He
was
much
better
acquainted
with
the
fate
of
a
tribe
of
first
cousins
who
had
wandered
away
north
in
a
diversionary
movement
and
pushed
inadvertently
into
Canada
.
When
they
tried
to
return
,
they
were
stopped
at
the
border
by
American
immigration
authorities
who
would
not
let
them
back
into
the
country
.
They
could
not
come
back
in
because
they
were
red
.
It
was
a
horrible
joke
,
but
Doc
Daneeka
didn
’
t
laugh
until
Yossarian
came
to
him
one
mission
later
and
pleaded
again
,
without
any
real
expectation
of
success
,
to
be
grounded
.
Doc
Daneeka
snickered
once
and
was
soon
immersed
in
problems
of
his
own
,
which
included
Chief
White
Halfoat
,
who
had
been
challenging
him
all
that
morning
to
Indian
wrestle
,
and
Yossarian
,
who
decided
right
then
and
there
to
go
crazy
.
"
You
’
re
wasting
your
time
,
"
Doc
Daneeka
was
forced
to
tell
him
.
"
Can
’
t
you
ground
someone
who
’
s
crazy
?
"
"
Oh
,
sure
.
I
have
to
.
There
’
s
a
rule
saying
I
have
to
ground
anyone
who
’
s
crazy
.
"
"
Then
why
don
’
t
you
ground
me
?
I
’
m
crazy
.
Ask
Clevinger
.
"
"
Clevinger
?
Where
is
Clevinger
?
You
find
Clevinger
and
I
’
ll
ask
him
.
"
"
Then
ask
any
of
the
others
.
They
’
ll
tell
you
how
crazy
I
am
.
"
