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"
You
see
?
"
cried
Havermeyer
.
"
I
told
you
.
I
told
you
he
was
crazy
,
didn
’
t
I
?
"
Hungry
Joe
was
crazy
,
and
no
one
knew
it
better
than
Yossarian
,
who
did
everything
he
could
to
help
him
.
Hungry
Joe
just
wouldn
’
t
listen
to
Yossarian
.
Hungry
Joe
just
wouldn
’
t
listen
because
he
thought
Yossarian
was
crazy
.
"
Why
should
he
listen
to
you
?
"
Doc
Daneeka
inquired
of
Yossarian
without
looking
up
.
"
Because
he
’
s
got
troubles
.
"
Doc
Daneeka
snorted
scornfully
.
"
He
thinks
he
’
s
got
troubles
?
What
about
me
?
"
Doc
Daneeka
continued
slowly
with
a
gloomy
sneer
.
"
Oh
,
I
’
m
not
complaining
.
I
know
there
’
s
a
war
on
.
I
know
a
lot
of
people
are
going
to
have
to
suffer
for
us
to
win
it
.
But
why
must
I
be
one
of
them
?
Why
don
’
t
they
draft
some
of
these
old
doctors
who
keep
shooting
their
kissers
off
in
public
about
what
big
sacrifices
the
medical
game
stands
ready
to
make
?
I
don
’
t
want
to
make
sacrifices
.
I
want
to
make
dough
.
"
Doc
Daneeka
was
a
very
neat
,
clean
man
whose
idea
of
a
good
time
was
to
sulk
.
He
had
a
dark
complexion
and
a
small
,
wise
,
saturnine
face
with
mournful
pouches
under
both
eyes
.
He
brooded
over
his
health
continually
and
went
almost
daily
to
the
medical
tent
to
have
his
temperature
taken
by
one
of
the
two
enlisted
men
there
who
ran
things
for
him
practically
on
their
own
,
and
ran
it
so
efficiently
that
he
was
left
with
little
else
to
do
but
sit
in
the
sunlight
with
his
stuffed
nose
and
wonder
what
other
people
were
so
worried
about
.
Their
names
were
Gus
and
Wes
and
they
had
succeeded
in
elevating
medicine
to
an
exact
science
.
All
men
reporting
on
sick
call
with
temperatures
above
102
were
rushed
to
the
hospital
.
All
those
except
Yossarian
reporting
on
sick
call
with
temperatures
below
102
had
their
gums
and
toes
painted
with
gentian
violet
solution
and
were
given
a
laxative
to
throw
away
into
the
bushes
.
All
those
reporting
on
sick
call
with
temperatures
of
exactly
102
were
asked
to
return
in
an
hour
to
have
their
temperatures
taken
again
.
Yossarian
,
with
his
temperature
of
101
,
could
go
to
the
hospital
whenever
he
wanted
to
because
he
was
not
afraid
of
them
.
The
system
worked
just
fine
for
everybody
,
especially
for
Doc
Daneeka
,
who
found
himself
with
all
the
time
he
needed
to
watch
old
Major
—
—
de
Coverley
pitching
horseshoes
in
his
private
horseshoe
-
pitching
pit
,
still
wearing
the
transparent
eye
patch
Doc
Daneeka
had
fashioned
for
him
from
the
strip
of
celluloid
stolen
from
Major
Major
’
s
orderly
room
window
months
before
when
Major
—
—
de
Coverley
had
returned
from
Rome
with
an
injured
cornea
after
renting
two
apartments
there
for
the
officers
and
enlisted
men
to
use
on
their
rest
leaves
.
The
only
time
Doc
Daneeka
ever
went
to
the
medical
tent
was
the
time
he
began
to
feel
he
was
a
very
sick
man
each
day
and
stopped
in
just
to
have
Gus
and
Wes
look
him
over
.
They
could
never
find
anything
wrong
with
him
.
His
temperature
was
always
96
.
8
,
which
was
perfectly
all
right
with
them
,
as
long
as
he
didn
’
t
mind
.
Doc
Daneeka
did
mind
.
He
was
beginning
to
lose
confidence
in
Gus
and
Wes
and
was
thinking
of
having
them
both
transferred
back
to
the
motor
pool
and
replaced
by
someone
who
could
find
something
wrong
.
Doc
Daneeka
was
personally
familiar
with
a
number
of
things
that
were
drastically
wrong
.
In
addition
to
his
health
,
he
worried
about
the
Pacific
Ocean
and
flight
time
.
Health
was
something
no
one
ever
could
be
sure
of
for
a
long
enough
time
.
The
Pacific
Ocean
was
a
body
of
water
surrounded
on
all
sides
by
elephantiasis
and
other
dread
diseases
to
which
,
if
he
ever
displeased
Colonel
Cathcart
by
grounding
Yossarian
,
he
might
suddenly
find
himself
transferred
.
And
flight
time
was
the
time
he
had
to
spend
in
airplane
flight
each
month
in
order
to
get
his
flight
pay
.
Doc
Daneeka
hated
to
fly
.
He
felt
imprisoned
in
an
airplane
.
In
an
airplane
there
was
absolutely
no
place
in
the
world
to
go
except
to
another
part
of
the
airplane
.
Doc
Daneeka
had
been
told
that
people
who
enjoyed
climbing
into
an
airplane
were
really
giving
vent
to
a
subsconscious
desire
to
climb
back
into
the
womb
.
He
had
been
told
this
by
Yossarian
,
who
made
it
possible
for
Dan
Daneeka
to
collect
his
flight
pay
each
month
without
ever
climbing
back
into
the
womb
.
Yossarian
would
persuade
McWatt
to
enter
Doc
Daneeka
’
s
name
on
his
flight
log
for
training
missions
or
trips
to
Rome
.
"
You
know
how
it
is
,
"
Doc
Daneeka
had
wheedled
,
with
a
sly
,
conspiratorial
wink
.
"
Why
take
chances
when
I
don
’
t
have
to
?
"
