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"
Oh
,
no
,
sir
.
My
chaplain
is
only
a
captain
.
"
"
Then
why
the
hell
does
he
wear
a
silver
leaf
on
his
collar
if
he
’
s
only
a
captain
?
"
"
He
doesn
’
t
wear
a
silver
leaf
on
his
collar
,
sir
.
He
wears
a
cross
.
"
"
Go
away
from
me
now
,
you
son
of
a
bitch
,
"
said
General
Dreedle
.
"
Or
I
’
ll
have
you
taken
outside
and
shot
!
"
"
Yes
,
sir
.
"
Colonel
Cathcart
went
away
from
General
Dreedle
with
a
gulp
and
kicked
the
chaplain
out
of
the
officers
"
club
,
and
it
was
exactly
the
way
it
almost
was
two
months
later
after
the
chaplain
had
tried
to
persuade
Colonel
Cathcart
to
rescind
his
order
increasing
the
number
of
missions
to
sixty
and
had
failed
abysmally
in
that
endeavor
too
,
and
the
chaplain
was
ready
now
to
capitulate
to
despair
entirely
but
was
restrained
by
the
memory
of
his
wife
,
whom
he
loved
and
missed
so
pathetically
with
such
sensual
and
exalted
ardor
,
and
by
the
lifelong
trust
he
had
placed
in
the
wisdom
and
justice
of
an
immortal
,
omnipotent
,
omniscient
,
humane
,
universal
,
anthropomorphic
,
English
-
speaking
,
Anglo
-
Saxon
,
pro
-
American
God
,
which
had
begun
to
waver
.
So
many
things
were
testing
his
faith
.
There
was
the
Bible
,
of
course
,
but
the
Bible
was
a
book
,
and
so
were
Bleak
House
,
Treasure
Island
,
Ethan
Frome
and
The
Last
of
the
Mohicans
Did
it
then
seem
probable
,
as
he
had
once
overheard
Dunbar
ask
,
that
the
answers
to
the
riddles
of
creation
would
be
supplied
by
people
too
ignorant
to
understand
the
mechanics
of
rainfall
?
Had
Almighty
God
,
in
all
His
infinite
wisdom
,
really
been
afraid
that
men
six
thousand
years
ago
would
succeed
in
building
a
tower
to
heaven
?
Where
the
devil
was
heaven
?
Was
it
up
?
Down
?
There
was
no
up
or
down
in
a
finite
but
expanding
universe
in
which
even
the
vast
,
burning
,
dazzling
,
majestic
sun
was
in
a
state
of
progressive
decay
that
would
eventually
destroy
the
earth
too
.
There
were
no
miracles
;
prayers
went
unanswered
,
and
misfortune
tramped
with
equal
brutality
on
the
virtuous
and
the
corrupt
;
and
the
chaplain
,
who
had
conscience
and
character
,
would
have
yielded
to
reason
and
relinquished
his
belief
in
the
God
of
his
fathers
—
would
truly
have
resigned
both
his
calling
and
his
commission
and
taken
his
chances
as
a
private
in
the
infantry
or
field
artillery
,
or
even
,
perhaps
,
as
a
corporal
in
the
paratroopers
—
had
it
not
been
for
such
successive
mystic
phenomena
as
the
naked
man
in
the
tree
at
that
poor
sergeant
’
s
funeral
weeks
before
and
the
cryptic
,
haunting
,
encouraging
promise
of
the
prophet
Flume
in
the
forest
only
that
afternoon
:
"
Tell
them
I
’
ll
be
back
when
winter
comes
.
’
In
a
way
it
was
all
Yossarian
’
s
fault
,
for
if
he
had
not
moved
the
bomb
line
during
the
Big
Siege
of
Bologna
,
Major
—
de
Coverley
might
still
be
around
to
save
him
,
and
if
he
had
not
stocked
the
enlisted
men
’
s
apartment
with
girls
who
had
no
other
place
to
live
,
Nately
might
never
have
fallen
in
love
with
his
whore
as
she
sat
naked
from
the
waist
down
in
the
room
full
of
grumpy
blackjack
players
who
ignored
her
.
Nately
stared
at
her
covertly
from
his
over
-
stuffed
yellow
armchair
,
marveling
at
the
bored
,
phlegmatic
strength
with
which
she
accepted
the
mass
rejection
.
She
yawned
,
and
he
was
deeply
moved
.
He
had
never
witnessed
such
heroic
poise
before
.
The
girl
had
climbed
five
steep
flights
of
stairs
to
sell
herself
to
the
group
of
satiated
enlisted
men
,
who
had
girls
living
there
all
around
them
;
none
wanted
her
at
any
price
,
not
even
after
she
had
stripped
without
real
enthusiasm
to
tempt
them
with
a
tall
body
that
was
firm
and
full
and
truly
voluptuous
.
She
seemed
more
fatigued
than
disappointed
.
Now
she
sat
resting
in
vacuous
indolence
,
watching
the
card
game
with
dull
curiosity
as
she
gathered
her
recalcitrant
energies
for
the
tedious
chore
of
donning
the
rest
of
her
clothing
and
going
back
to
work
.
In
a
little
while
she
stirred
.
A
little
while
later
she
rose
with
an
unconscious
sigh
and
stepped
lethargically
into
her
tight
cotton
panties
and
dark
skirt
,
then
buckled
on
her
shoes
and
left
.
