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"
All
right
,
let
the
insubordinate
son
of
a
bitch
go
,
"
General
Dreedle
snarled
,
turning
bitterly
away
from
his
son
-
in
-
law
and
barking
peevishly
at
Colonel
Cathcart
’
s
chauffeur
and
Colonel
Cathcart
’
s
meteorologist
.
"
But
get
him
out
of
this
building
and
keep
him
out
.
And
let
’
s
continue
this
goddam
briefing
before
the
war
ends
.
I
’
ve
never
seen
so
much
incompetence
.
"
Colonel
Cathcart
nodded
lamely
at
General
Dreedle
and
signaled
his
men
hurriedly
to
push
Major
Danby
outside
the
building
.
As
soon
as
Major
Danby
had
been
pushed
outside
,
though
,
there
was
no
one
to
continue
the
briefing
.
Everyone
gawked
at
everyone
else
in
oafish
surprise
.
General
Dreedle
turned
purple
with
rage
as
nothing
happened
.
Colonel
Cathcart
had
no
idea
what
to
do
.
He
was
about
to
begin
moaning
aloud
when
Colonel
Korn
came
to
the
rescue
by
stepping
forward
and
taking
control
.
Colonel
Cathcart
sighed
with
enormous
,
tearful
relief
,
almost
overwhelmed
with
gratitude
.
"
Now
,
men
,
we
’
re
going
to
synchronize
our
watches
,
"
Colonel
Korn
began
promptly
in
a
sharp
,
commanding
manner
,
rolling
his
eyes
flirtatiously
in
General
Dreedle
’
s
direction
.
"
We
’
re
going
to
synchronize
our
watches
one
time
and
one
time
only
,
and
if
it
doesn
’
t
come
off
in
that
one
time
,
General
Dreedle
and
I
are
going
to
want
to
know
why
.
Is
that
clear
?
"
He
fluttered
his
eyes
toward
General
Dreedle
again
to
make
sure
his
plug
had
registered
.
"
Now
set
your
watches
for
nine
-
eighteen
.
"
Colonel
Korn
synchronized
their
watches
without
a
single
hitch
and
moved
ahead
with
confidence
.
He
gave
the
men
the
colors
of
the
day
and
reviewed
the
weather
conditions
with
an
agile
,
flashy
versatility
,
casting
sidelong
,
simpering
looks
at
General
Dreedle
every
few
seconds
to
draw
increased
encouragement
from
the
excellent
impression
he
saw
he
was
making
.
Preening
and
pruning
himself
effulgendy
and
strutting
vaingloriously
about
the
platform
as
he
picked
up
momentum
,
he
gave
the
men
the
colors
of
the
day
again
and
shifted
nimbly
into
a
rousing
pep
talk
on
the
importance
of
the
bridge
at
Avignon
to
the
war
effort
and
the
obligation
of
each
man
on
the
mission
to
place
love
of
country
above
love
of
life
.
When
his
inspiring
dissertation
was
finished
,
he
gave
the
men
the
colors
of
the
day
still
one
more
time
,
stressed
the
angle
of
approach
and
reviewed
the
weather
conditions
again
.
Colonel
Korn
felt
himself
at
the
full
height
of
his
powers
.
He
belonged
in
the
spotlight
.
Comprehension
dawned
slowly
on
Colonel
Cathcart
;
when
it
came
,
he
was
struck
dumb
.
His
face
grew
longer
and
longer
as
he
enviously
watched
Colonel
Korn
’
s
treachery
continue
,
and
he
was
almost
afraid
to
listen
when
General
Dreedle
moved
up
beside
him
and
,
in
a
whisper
blustery
enough
to
be
heard
throughout
the
room
,
demanded
,
"
Who
is
that
man
?
"
Colonel
Cathcart
answered
with
wan
foreboding
,
and
General
Dreedle
then
cupped
his
hand
over
his
mouth
and
whispered
something
that
made
Colonel
Cathcart
’
s
face
glow
with
immense
joy
.
Colonel
Korn
saw
and
quivered
with
uncontainable
rapture
Had
he
just
been
promoted
in
the
field
by
General
Dreedle
to
full
colonel
?
He
could
not
endure
the
suspense
.
With
a
masterful
flourish
,
he
brought
the
briefing
to
a
close
and
turned
expectantly
to
receive
ardent
congratulations
from
General
Dreedle
—
who
was
already
striding
out
of
the
building
without
a
glance
backward
,
trailing
his
nurse
and
Colonel
Moodus
behind
him
.
Colonel
Korn
was
stunned
by
this
disappointing
sight
,
but
only
for
an
instant
.
His
eyes
found
Colonel
Cathcart
,
who
was
still
standing
erect
in
a
grinning
trance
,
and
he
rushed
over
jubilantly
and
began
pulling
on
his
arm
.
"
What
’
d
he
say
about
me
?
"
he
demanded
excitedly
in
a
fervor
of
proud
and
blissful
anticipation
.
"
What
did
General
Dreedle
say
?
"
"
He
wanted
to
know
who
you
were
.
"
"
I
know
that
.
I
know
that
.
But
what
’
d
he
say
about
me
?
What
’
d
he
say
?
"
"
You
make
him
sick
.
’
That
was
the
mission
on
which
Yossarian
lost
his
nerve
.
Yossarian
lost
his
nerve
on
the
mission
to
Avignon
because
Snowden
lost
his
guts
,
and
Snowden
lost
his
guts
because
their
pilot
that
day
was
Huple
,
who
was
only
fifteen
years
old
,
and
their
co
-
pilot
was
Dobbs
,
who
was
even
worse
and
who
wanted
Yossarian
to
join
with
him
in
a
plot
to
murder
Colonel
Cathcart
.
Huple
was
a
good
pilot
,
Yossarian
knew
,
but
he
was
only
a
kid
,
and
Dobbs
had
no
confidence
in
him
,
either
,
and
wrested
the
controls
away
without
warning
after
they
had
dropped
their
bombs
,
going
berserk
in
mid
-
air
and
tipping
the
plane
over
into
that
heart
-
stopping
,
ear
-
splitting
,
indescribably
petrifying
fatal
dive
that
tore
Yossarian
’
s
earphones
free
from
their
connection
and
hung
him
helplessly
to
the
roof
of
the
nose
by
the
top
of
his
head
.
