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"
Thank
you
,
sir
.
What
should
I
do
with
it
?
"
"
Throw
it
.
"
"
Away
?
"
"
At
that
peg
there
.
Then
pick
it
up
and
throw
it
at
this
peg
.
It
’
s
a
game
,
see
?
You
get
the
horseshoe
back
.
"
"
Yes
,
sir
.
I
see
.
How
much
are
horseshoes
selling
for
?
"
The
smell
of
a
fresh
egg
snapping
exotically
in
a
pool
of
fresh
butter
carried
a
long
way
on
the
Mediterranean
trade
winds
and
brought
General
Dreedle
racing
back
with
a
voracious
appetite
,
accompanied
by
his
nurse
,
who
accompanied
him
everywhere
,
and
his
son
-
in
-
law
,
Colonel
Moodus
.
In
the
beginning
General
Dreedle
devoured
all
his
meals
in
Milo
’
s
mess
hall
.
Then
the
other
three
squadrons
in
Colonel
Cathcart
’
s
group
turned
their
mess
halls
over
to
Milo
and
gave
him
an
airplane
and
a
pilot
each
so
that
he
could
buy
fresh
eggs
and
fresh
butter
for
them
too
.
Milo
’
s
planes
shuttled
back
and
forth
seven
days
a
week
as
every
officer
in
the
four
squadrons
began
devouring
fresh
eggs
in
an
insatiable
orgy
of
fresh
-
egg
eating
.
General
Dreedle
devoured
fresh
eggs
for
breakfast
,
lunch
and
dinner
—
between
meals
he
devoured
more
fresh
eggs
—
until
Milo
located
abundant
sources
of
fresh
veal
,
beef
,
duck
,
baby
lamb
chops
,
mushroom
caps
,
broccoli
,
South
African
rock
lobster
tails
,
shrimp
,
hams
,
puddings
,
grapes
,
ice
cream
,
strawberries
and
artichokes
.
There
were
three
other
bomb
groups
in
General
Dreedle
’
s
combat
wing
,
and
they
each
jealously
dispatched
their
own
planes
to
Malta
for
fresh
eggs
,
but
discovered
that
fresh
eggs
were
selling
there
for
seven
cents
apiece
.
Since
they
could
buy
them
from
Milo
for
five
cents
apiece
,
it
made
more
sense
to
turn
over
their
mess
halls
to
his
syndicate
,
too
,
and
give
him
the
planes
and
pilots
needed
to
ferry
in
all
the
other
good
food
he
promised
to
supply
as
well
.
Everyone
was
elated
with
this
turn
of
events
,
most
of
all
Colonel
Cathcart
,
who
was
convinced
he
had
won
a
feather
in
his
cap
.
He
greeted
Milo
jovially
each
time
they
met
and
,
in
an
excess
of
contrite
generosity
,
impulsively
recommended
Major
Major
for
promotion
.
The
recommendation
was
rejected
at
once
at
Twenty
-
seventh
Air
Force
Headquarters
by
ex
-
P
.
F
.
C
.
Wintergreen
,
who
scribbled
a
brusque
,
unsigned
reminder
that
the
Army
had
only
one
Major
Major
Major
Major
and
did
not
intend
to
lose
him
by
promotion
just
to
please
Colonel
Cathcart
.
Colonel
Cathcart
was
stung
by
the
blunt
rebuke
and
skulked
guiltily
about
his
room
in
smarting
repudiation
.
He
blamed
Major
Major
for
this
black
eye
and
decided
to
bust
him
down
to
lieutenant
that
very
same
day
.
"
They
probably
won
’
t
let
you
,
"
Colonel
Korn
remarked
with
a
condescending
smile
,
savoring
the
situation
.
"
For
precisely
the
same
reasons
that
they
wouldn
’
t
let
you
promote
him
.
Besides
,
you
’
d
certainly
look
foolish
trying
to
bust
him
down
to
lieutenant
right
after
you
tried
to
promote
him
to
my
rank
.
"
