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"
Yes
,
sir
,
"
said
Milo
.
"
That
’
s
very
clear
.
I
’
ve
got
some
live
Maine
lobsters
hidden
away
that
I
can
serve
you
tonight
with
an
excellent
Roquefort
salad
and
two
frozen
eclairs
that
were
smuggled
out
of
Paris
only
yesterday
together
with
an
important
member
of
the
French
underground
.
Will
that
do
for
a
start
?
"
"
No
.
"
"
Yes
,
sir
.
I
understand
.
"
For
dinner
that
night
Milo
served
him
broiled
Maine
lobster
with
excellent
Roquefort
salad
and
two
frozen
eclairs
.
Major
Major
was
annoyed
.
If
he
sent
it
back
,
though
,
it
would
only
go
to
waste
or
to
somebody
else
,
and
Major
Major
had
a
weakness
for
broiled
lobster
.
He
ate
with
a
guilty
conscience
.
The
next
day
for
lunch
there
was
terrapin
Maryland
with
a
whole
quart
of
Dom
Pérignon
1937
,
and
Major
Major
gulped
it
down
without
a
thought
.
After
Milo
,
there
remained
only
the
men
in
the
orderly
room
,
and
Major
Major
avoided
them
by
entering
and
leaving
every
time
through
the
dingy
celluloid
window
of
his
office
.
The
window
unbuttoned
and
was
low
and
large
and
easy
to
jump
through
from
either
side
.
He
managed
the
distance
between
the
orderly
room
and
his
trailer
by
darting
around
the
corner
of
the
tent
when
the
coast
was
clear
,
leaping
down
into
the
railroad
ditch
and
dashing
along
with
his
head
bowed
until
he
attained
the
sanctuary
of
the
forest
.
Abreast
of
his
trailer
,
he
left
the
ditch
and
wove
his
way
speedily
toward
home
through
the
dense
underbrush
,
in
which
the
only
person
he
ever
encountered
was
Captain
Flume
,
who
,
drawn
and
ghostly
,
frightened
him
half
to
death
one
twilight
by
materializing
without
warning
out
of
a
patch
of
dewberry
bushes
to
complain
that
Chief
White
Halfoat
had
threatened
to
slit
his
throat
open
from
ear
to
ear
.
"
If
you
ever
frighten
me
like
that
again
,
"
Major
Major
told
him
,
"
I
’
ll
slit
your
throat
open
from
ear
to
ear
.
"
Captain
Flume
gasped
and
dissolved
right
back
into
the
patch
of
dewberry
bushes
,
and
Major
Major
never
set
eyes
on
him
again
.
When
Major
Major
looked
back
on
what
he
had
accomplished
,
he
was
pleased
.
In
the
midst
of
a
few
foreign
acres
teeming
with
more
than
two
hundred
people
,
he
had
succeeded
in
becoming
a
recluse
.
With
a
little
ingenuity
and
vision
,
he
had
made
it
all
but
impossible
for
anyone
in
the
squadron
to
talk
to
him
,
which
was
just
fine
with
everyone
,
he
noticed
,
since
no
one
wanted
to
talk
to
him
anyway
.
No
one
,
it
turned
out
,
but
that
madman
Yossarian
,
who
brought
him
down
with
a
flying
tackle
one
day
as
he
was
scooting
along
the
bottom
of
the
ditch
to
his
trailer
for
lunch
.
The
last
person
in
the
squadron
Major
Major
wanted
to
be
brought
down
with
a
flying
tackle
by
was
Yossarian
.
