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Harris
(
standing
up
in
front
of
piano
and
addressing
the
expectant
mob
)
:
"
I
'm
afraid
it
's
a
very
old
thing
,
you
know
.
I
expect
you
all
know
it
,
you
know
.
But
it
's
the
only
thing
I
know
.
It
's
the
Judge
's
song
out
of
Pinafore
--
no
,
I
do
n't
mean
Pinafore
--
I
mean
--
you
know
what
I
mean
--
the
other
thing
,
you
know
.
You
must
all
join
in
the
chorus
,
you
know
.
"
(
Murmurs
of
delight
and
anxiety
to
join
in
the
chorus
.
Brilliant
performance
of
prelude
to
the
Judge
's
song
in
"
Trial
by
Jury
"
by
nervous
Pianist
.
Moment
arrives
for
Harris
to
join
in
.
Harris
takes
no
notice
of
it
.
Nervous
pianist
commences
prelude
over
again
,
and
Harris
,
commencing
singing
at
the
same
time
,
dashes
off
the
first
two
lines
of
the
First
Lord
's
song
out
of
"
Pinafore
.
"
Nervous
pianist
tries
to
push
on
with
prelude
,
gives
it
up
,
and
tries
to
follow
Harris
with
accompaniment
to
Judge
's
song
out
"
Trial
by
Jury
,
"
finds
that
does
n't
answer
,
and
tries
to
recollect
what
he
is
doing
,
and
where
he
is
,
feels
his
mind
giving
way
,
and
stops
short
.
)
Harris
(
with
kindly
encouragement
)
:
"
It
's
all
right
.
You
're
doing
it
very
well
,
indeed
--
go
on
.
"
Nervous
pianist
:
"
I
'm
afraid
there
's
a
mistake
somewhere
.
What
are
you
singing
?
"
Harris
(
promptly
)
:
"
Why
the
Judge
's
song
out
of
Trial
by
Jury
.
Do
n't
you
know
it
?
"
Some
friend
of
Harris
's
(
from
the
back
of
the
room
)
:
"
No
,
you
're
not
,
you
chuckle-head
,
you
're
singing
the
Admiral
's
song
from
Pinafore
.
"
(
Long
argument
between
Harris
and
Harris
's
friend
as
to
what
Harris
is
really
singing
.
Friend
finally
suggests
that
it
does
n't
matter
what
Harris
is
singing
so
long
as
Harris
gets
on
and
sings
it
,
and
Harris
,
with
an
evident
sense
of
injustice
rankling
inside
him
,
requests
pianist
to
begin
again
.
Pianist
,
thereupon
,
starts
prelude
to
the
Admiral
's
song
,
and
Harris
,
seizing
what
he
considers
to
be
a
favourable
opening
in
the
music
,
begins
.
)
Harris
:
"
'
When
I
was
young
and
called
to
the
Bar
.
'
"
General
roar
of
laughter
,
taken
by
Harris
as
a
compliment
.
Pianist
,
thinking
of
his
wife
and
family
,
gives
up
the
unequal
contest
and
retires
;
his
place
being
taken
by
a
stronger-nerved
man
.
The
new
pianist
(
cheerily
)
:
"
Now
then
,
old
man
,
you
start
off
,
and
I
'll
follow
.
We
wo
n't
bother
about
any
prelude
.
"
