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And
then
he
goes
on
to
tell
of
the
astonishment
of
everybody
who
saw
it
;
and
what
his
wife
said
,
when
he
got
home
,
and
of
what
Joe
Buggles
thought
about
it
.
I
asked
the
landlord
of
an
inn
up
the
river
once
,
if
it
did
not
injure
him
,
sometimes
,
listening
to
the
tales
that
the
fishermen
about
there
told
him
;
and
he
said
:
"
Oh
,
no
;
not
now
,
sir
.
It
did
used
to
knock
me
over
a
bit
at
first
,
but
,
lor
love
you
!
me
and
the
missus
we
listens
to
'em
all
day
now
.
It
's
what
you
're
used
to
,
you
know
.
It
's
what
you
're
used
to
.
"
I
knew
a
young
man
once
,
he
was
a
most
conscientious
fellow
,
and
,
when
he
took
to
fly-fishing
,
he
determined
never
to
exaggerate
his
hauls
by
more
than
twenty-five
per
cent
.
"
When
I
have
caught
forty
fish
,
"
said
he
,
"
then
I
will
tell
people
that
I
have
caught
fifty
,
and
so
on
.
But
I
will
not
lie
any
more
than
that
,
because
it
is
sinful
to
lie
.
"
But
the
twenty-five
per
cent
.
plan
did
not
work
well
at
all
.
He
never
was
able
to
use
it
.
The
greatest
number
of
fish
he
ever
caught
in
one
day
was
three
,
and
you
ca
n't
add
twenty-five
per
cent
.
to
three
--
at
least
,
not
in
fish
.
So
he
increased
his
percentage
to
thirty-three-and-a-third
;
but
that
,
again
,
was
awkward
,
when
he
had
only
caught
one
or
two
;
so
,
to
simplify
matters
,
he
made
up
his
mind
to
just
double
the
quantity
.
He
stuck
to
this
arrangement
for
a
couple
of
months
,
and
then
he
grew
dissatisfied
with
it
.
Nobody
believed
him
when
he
told
them
that
he
only
doubled
,
and
he
,
therefore
,
gained
no
credit
that
way
whatever
,
while
his
moderation
put
him
at
a
disadvantage
among
the
other
anglers
.
When
he
had
really
caught
three
small
fish
,
and
said
he
had
caught
six
,
it
used
to
make
him
quite
jealous
to
hear
a
man
,
whom
he
knew
for
a
fact
had
only
caught
one
,
going
about
telling
people
he
had
landed
two
dozen
.
So
,
eventually
,
he
made
one
final
arrangement
with
himself
,
which
he
has
religiously
held
to
ever
since
,
and
that
was
to
count
each
fish
that
he
caught
as
ten
,
and
to
assume
ten
to
begin
with
.
For
example
,
if
he
did
not
catch
any
fish
at
all
,
then
he
said
he
had
caught
ten
fish
--
you
could
never
catch
less
than
ten
fish
by
his
system
;
that
was
the
foundation
of
it
.
Then
,
if
by
any
chance
he
really
did
catch
one
fish
,
he
called
it
twenty
,
while
two
fish
would
count
thirty
,
three
forty
,
and
so
on
.
It
is
a
simple
and
easily
worked
plan
,
and
there
has
been
some
talk
lately
of
its
being
made
use
of
by
the
angling
fraternity
in
general
.
Indeed
,
the
Committee
of
the
Thames
Angler
's
Association
did
recommend
its
adoption
about
two
years
ago
,
but
some
of
the
older
members
opposed
it
.
They
said
they
would
consider
the
idea
if
the
number
were
doubled
,
and
each
fish
counted
as
twenty
.
